the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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