How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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