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i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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