I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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