Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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