Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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