Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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