I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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