Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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