Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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