i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Randomize
