He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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