summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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