Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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