me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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