I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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