What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
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