Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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