so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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