By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
