what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
4 words: hood of his car
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
whose ass print is on the piano?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
tell me about the fingering
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