Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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