Pregnant stripper...not hot.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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