You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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