Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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