Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
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