you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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