So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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