dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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