Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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