Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
