Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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