Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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