I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
are you so shy because you have an std?
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Randomize
