My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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