Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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