ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
So much rum. So many feels.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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