scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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