she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I cut my penus on the lid.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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