fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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