Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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