you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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