As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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