How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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