ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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