I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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