At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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