So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
My breath smells like gin and sadness
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
