hotel room ftw
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
Randomize
