sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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