She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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